My children that will never be

I don't want children. I never have.

If I ever happen to change my mind or have an accident, her name will be Stella Elliott. It's impossible for me to have a boy. I wouldn't know what to do with him.

Or so I thought. Until I watched this:



Now if I ever have an accident that happens to be a boy, he is definitely going to be doing this type of thing.

Oh, and his name will be Elliott. That's just a coincidence that the above video is from the musical "Billy Elliot", since he'd be named after Elliott Smith.